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Birthday Songs for Bertie
3 free birthday songs with the name Bertie in every chorus, from country hoedown to bluegrass romp.
3 songs · 3 ready to play · Free to download · Yours to keep · No account needed
Paper Cups by the Canal
Country hoedown · Country · Fiddle · LivelyA stomping country hoedown birthday song for Bertie, built round a scrappy little party by the water where everyone turns up just to be near you.
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Verse 1
Paper cups along the wall Damp concrete under our boots Nobody cares it's cold tonight We came out here for you
Pre-chorus
Somebody's tuning up a fiddle Somebody's lighting up the dark The whole canal is holding still Waiting on the spark
Chorus
Bertie, pour another round Bertie, don't you go home yet You make this scrappy party shine You're the best one that we've met
Verse 2
The water's black but we don't mind Somebody's clapping out of time You laugh so loud the ducks all scatter Best sound down this line
Chorus
Bertie, pour another round Bertie, don't you go home yet You make this scrappy party shine You're the best one that we've met
Bridge
Every year we find this wall Every year you make it good Stomp your boots and raise your cup We'd stand here if we could
Chorus
Bertie, pour another round Bertie, don't you go home yet You make this scrappy party shine You're the best one that we've met
Outro
Leave the cups along the wall We'll come back next year for you
Bertie's Workshop Waltz
Ceilidh jig · Ceilidh · Accordion · WhirlingA rowdy, affectionate birthday singalong that turns a workbench and stacked boxes into proof of a life spent building things, and building people up too.
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Verse 1
Boxes stacked against the wall Oily rags and tools and all Neon buzzing bright above the bench You made this cluttered corner feel like home
Pre-chorus
Every year you keep on fixing Patching up what life keeps breaking Tonight we raise a glass to you
Chorus
Happy birthday, Bertie, light the spark We found you tinkering after dark You've got a heart that's never thirty Bertie, you're the best part of this party
Verse 2
You never brag about the hours Spent among the grease and the flowers Someone left you on the windowsill Still you'd rather fix a thing for us
Chorus
Happy birthday, Bertie, light the spark We found you tinkering after dark You've got a heart that's never thirty Bertie, you're the best part of this party
Bridge
Raise your voices, stamp your feet Nobody here is half as sweet We came to sing, we came to shout Bertie, that's what tonight's about
Chorus
Happy birthday, Bertie, light the spark We found you tinkering after dark You've got a heart that's never thirty Bertie, you're the best part of this party
Outro
Turn the neon down real low Bertie, home is wherever you go
Bertie, Light the Night
Bluegrass romp · Bluegrass · Mandolin · FastA rowdy, warm bluegrass birthday romp for Bertie, built for a whole room to stomp and sing along to.
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Verse 1
Frost was climbing up the window Headlights swimming down the lane We were driving straight toward you Nothing else could feel the same
Chorus
Bertie, come and light the night Grab a glass and make it party Every road we take feels right When we're rolling home to Bertie
Verse 2
You were humming with the engine Fogging up the frozen glass Every mile we counted closer Knowing this year wouldn't pass
Pre-chorus
Now the candles won't stop burning Now the fiddle's tuning sharp Something in this room is turning
Chorus
Bertie, come and light the night Grab a glass and make it party Every road we take feels right When we're rolling home to Bertie
Bridge
You warm up a frozen room Just by walking through the door We could drive through any winter Long as you're the one we're for
Chorus
Bertie, come and light the night Grab a glass and make it party Every road we take feels right When we're rolling home to Bertie
Outro
Frost is melting off the window Headlights fading, we're home free
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Questions, answered
Are the Bertie songs really free to download?
Yes. All three Bertie songs are free to download and keep for personal use, no catch and no account needed.
Can we play a Bertie song at a birthday party or at bedtime?
Absolutely. These songs are made for real moments, whether that is a full room singing along at a party or a quiet, gentler play at bedtime.
Can I get a custom song made for my own Bertie?
Yes. If you would like something written specifically about your own Bertie, you can order a custom song built around their story.
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